"I'm a pretty cocky guy now. I mean, I look beautiful tonight."
"...like Willy Wonka says, "Strike that and reverse it.", it was the other way around...I JUST QUOTED WILLY WONKA! ... I would like to take this moment out to reassert the fact that I like girls."
"I approach my songs the way a director would a movie. You don't have to do a lot, but whatever you do, it better be damn good."
"I'm so ready to be in love, I'm so ready to be sick to my stomach missing somebody, I'm ready to say good-bye to my girlfriend when she comes to visit me for 2 days and choke on my tears in the back of the van silently for the first half hour of the ride. I want it."
"Yeah, I'm real deep when I'm not busy masturbating or setting off fireworks."
"After messing up one of his songs John said, "How f*cking stupid am I? I can't remember the words to my own songs, yet I can remember every video game song every made!?!?" Then he played The Super Mario Brothers theme song.
"I have no stage presence, so I capitalize on my awkwardness, and I think that the audience appreciates that."
"People always talk about the magic of music; the real magic is that it neer dies."
"So I had a dream last night where all I did was drink chocolate milk. And then I woke up this morning and I really f*ckin' wanted some chocolate milk. So we get here today and NO SH*T there's like 3 gallons of milk on the lunch table next to this jumbo sized Hershey's chocolate jug. So I drank like a gallon. That's why I'm so f*cking happy tonight. CHOCOLATE MILK ROCKS!" ...John later came our for the encore with a cup of milk, a Hershey's bottle, and a spoon mixing himself some chocolate milk.
