"I will tour 365 days a year, but I know, in my heart, as soon as I meet someone that I want to wake up and eat breakfast with every day, I'm going to be like, "Guys! I've been at it a long time! I'm going home."...until then, I will keep playing. The irony is...you don't meet anyone on the road...I think they pulled one over on me."
"I want movie love. You know where you court the girl for like 3 months. Who can do that?"
"Your always supposed to go too far, because that's what living is all about."
"I'm afraid to use the handicap stalls because I know in mid sh*t I'll see a wheel rolling by the door."
"Song writing for me, is as close to having super powers as you can have. Unless you're Superman, and then you would make fun of me for saying that."
"Hey guys, would you mind if I took a year off to fall in love? The songs would be a lot sweeter...I promise."
"The problem in trying to be your own future historian is that you miss what's...going on...Wasn't that profound? Did you guys hear that? I said, "your own future historian."
"Some asked me what I was going to do tonight. I said, "I'm getting together with 4,000 of my closest friends and we're gonna pack a bowl."
"Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes."
"I'm always the guy that's in the way and that's not the right place to stand...and...my fly is open and it's totally disorienting me...I have to start again."
