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| Step 1: Arrange a face-to-face physical proximity with the woman. Step 2: Ensure that you will have her complete, undivided attention for at least 3 minutes. Step 3: Through preliminary conversation, surreptitiously establish a time frame between 6:00 PM and midnight on a specific day that she will not be envolved in any other activity and does not have to get up early the next day. Step 4: Ask, "Would you like to go out to dinner _________________?" (fill in the previously determined time frame) Step 5: If the response is positive, mutually determine the details of the assignation. Step6: Confirm all details not more than 12 hours before the event. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ The "Asking Out For Dinner" procedure, as outlined above, is the most efficient way to achieve the desired results. If the desired results are not achieved then one, or more, of the procedural steps need troubleshooting. Troubleshooting Step 1: Determine exactly why a face-to-face physical proximity with the woman cannot be established. Rearrange location, timing and mutual attitudes in such a way as to enable step 1 to function properly. Initiate Step 1. Proceed to Step 2. Troubleshooting Step 2: Ensure that no one else is within hearing distance. Ensure that you will not be interrupted during the procedure. Proceed to Step 3. Troubleshooting Step 3: Step 3 is designed to eliminate "time-specific" objections. Ensure that you have determined that she has nothing else to do during the required time frame. After acquiring the necessary information proceed to Step 4. Troubleshooting Step 4: Step 4 requires that the following aspects be true: 1. You are free to date. 2. She is free to date. 3. You have conquered your fear of rejection (just do it!). 4. You are not ugly as sin. 5. She has not, previously, rejected your advances. 6.There is not a basic, undisclosed, valid reason why you have not already asked her out. If the above is true, initiate Step 4 and, if the results are positive (and they should be), proceed to Step 5. Troubleshooting Step 5: Step 5 requires that Step 4 resulted in a positive and definite response and must include the following: 1. A definite time for pickup or meeting. 2. A definite destination for the date. 3. A last re-affirmation of details. 4. The statement, "I'm really looking forward to it." Troubleshooting Step 6: This Step is very important. If you do not perform Step 6 she may think you have forgotten the date, thought better of it or don't think it's important enough to confirm. Women are funny that way. If you have followed the procedures correctly and all of the requirements are met - you will definitely be having dinner with this woman in the near future. Good luck and let me know how it works out. UncleJohn@unclejohn.com Visit - www.awfullyfunny.com |
| The following procedure is for men. It is for asking a girl out to dinner. Unless there is something basically wrong with you it is guaranteed to work. (Before you act, read the section on "trouble-shooting" the dating procedure) |
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