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| Well, it turns out that: |
| Our entire team of experts have been working furiously over your answers and, frankly, we are stumped. |
| YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY |
| Actually, there isn't an entire team It's just me |
There are a few things you can do. Since I am a very well adjusted person, try printing out this picture of me. Every time you feel yourself starting to get weird, take out the picture and contemplate the peace, the wisdom and calming aspect of my face. I'm sure that will help. Trust me. Really! |
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There could another explanation. It's possible that you are sexually normal but you may be an idiot, which would have given the results that your test shows. |
| SO, LET'S TRY THE IDIOT TEST |
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| If nothing else helps, perhaps you would like to explain why you are so weird. Sometimes, just talking about it helps. If not, you may have to face the fact that there is simply no hope for you. You're just crazy as hell. |
| If you decide that there really is no help for you, then you might as well go back to my website and stay there. |
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