In The Kingdom Of BSB
by Samantha J (samlj@lycosmail.com)

Chapter 27

*The palace holds it’s breath while Prince Nick is out fighting the Drakon*

Prince Nick: Show me your face scum!

Drakon: You’re getting warmer.

Prince Nick: Very funny, now let’s get this over with.

Drakon: What a pity, the little prince can’t find the drakon. What will he do?

Prince Nick: What are you talking about, I know where you are.

Drakon: Yeah right, and I’m your mom.

*Prince Nick looks above him and sees the Drakon flying around*

Prince Nick: Told ya.

Drakon: Ok once in a blue moon.

Prince Nick: Are you afraid of me?

Drakon: Are you afraid of me?

Prince Nick: I asked you first.

Drakon: But then I asked you.

Prince Nick: Shut up fatso.

Drakon: Wait a sec, boy, who you calling fatso?

Prince Nick: You!

Drakon: hehe look at me, fighting with a pathetic little wimp.

Prince Nick: What’s so pathetic about this?

*Nick takes the sword and swipes at the Drakon and slashes his side*

Drakon: Why you little...

Prince Nick: It’s gonna be your head next.

Drakon: Can’t wait, you know if I breathed hard enough, it would kill you.

Prince Nick: That bad eh? Need a tic tac?

Drakon: You confuse me.

Prince Nick: Drakons never were the smartest.

Drakon: No, but were big enough to scare the smart ones.

*Prince Nick takes another swipe and cuts the Drakon’s chest*

Drakon: Kid, I think you need to be a little bit taller to do that.

Prince Nick: Well at least my neck isn’t bigger than my @$$.

Drakon: Hey there pilgrim, calm down.

Prince Nick: Why, so you can "scare" me?

Drakon: Sure why not? Actually I want to tell you something before you attempt to kill me.

Prince Nick: Why should I believe a drakon?

Drakon: I’ve been alive longer than you and your family combined. I should know a few things.

Prince Nick: I’ve been told never to believe a drakon.

Drakon: Who told you that, a drakon.

Prince Nick: No, my father.

Drakon: That old guy? He’s older than me, or at least looks like it.

Prince Nick: Don’t go there, now what is it you want to tell me?

Drakon: I have a plan that’s being carried out right now be a person close to you.

Prince Nick: That’s nice, see you later.

*Nick takes one final swipe, and cuts the Drakon’s head clean off. The Drakon’s last words were "Believe me, after all, I just made you look good!"*

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*Princess Tammi is now in Princess Samantha’s room*

Princess Tammi: I have to admit, Sam, you’re still better looking than me.

Princess Samantha: Whatever, I never was.

Princess Tammi: Doesn’t this suck.

Princess Samantha: What?

Princess Tammi: I guess I can tell you. Well, you see I really have feelings for Nick, but you and him are hitting it off. Then I got AJ hitting on me for some reason. On top of that I have more problems.

Princess Samantha: Well, I’m here to help you.

Princess Tammi: I know, that’s why I came up here.

Princess Samantha: Do you think Nick still likes me?

Princess Tammi: On my behalf, I hate to say this, but he worships the ground you walk on.

Princess Samantha *laughing*: Yeah I wish.

Princess Tammi: Listen Samantha, there’s something I think you outta know.

Princess Samantha: What’s that?

Princess Tammi: Nick’s gone out to find the Drakon, using his dad’s sword.

Princess Samantha: How cute! Go Nick!

*Both girls laugh and forget about their inside problems*

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Aaron: Howie, how come you don’t have a girlfriend?

Shepherd Howie: Well, I haven’t found the right kinda girl yet, that’s all.

Aaron: How about Tammi?

Shepherd Howie: Are you crazy?

Aaron: Just a little I guess.

Shepherd Howie: haha Well little man, I think it’s time for me to leave and go back to the fields.

Aaron: Do you really have to?

Shepherd Howie: Afraid so.

Aaron: Why?

Shepherd Howie: Look Aaron, everyone in this world has a job, and everyone has to do that job for the world to work ok.

Aaron: Oh, um ok, what’s my job?

Shepherd Howie: To drive people crazy.

Aaron: Why don’t I get paid?

Shepherd Howie: How many more questions are you gonna ask?

Aaron: Just doing my job.

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Prince Kevin: Brian, I talked to Howie last night and when he said he was leaving, I decided it’s time for me to go home too.

Elf Brian: Yeah there’s not much we can do here now.

Prince Kevin: Besides, my palace needs a man around.

Elf Brian: Oh yeah, where are they going to find one?

Prince Kevin: Very funny.

Elf Brian: I know.

Prince Kevin: So are you going home?

Elf Brian: Home? What are you talking about? I don’t have a home. I live in the forest or in cabins in the woods.

Prince Kevin: Oh yeah, so what are your plans.

Elf Brian: Go find a REAL home.

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AJ: So when we go in here, you know what to do right?

???: Yeah, you’ve told me so much it’s just kinda stuck.

AJ: This should work out fine.

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THERE ARE SO MANY ?S BUT TO FIND OUT WHAT THE ANSWERS ARE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO READ ON!
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