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In The Kingdom Of BSB Chapter 28 *Prince Nick practically runs home (with the ears of the Drakon) and is immediately greeted by thousands of people* King Robert: Well my son, I’m so proud of you! Prince Nick: Yeah thanks dad. Queen Jane: Oh honey, they’re so...so...um.. Elf Brian: Big? Queen Jane: Yeah and.... King Robert: Dirty? Queen Jane: That too...oh and....uh.. Prince Nick: Ok, they’re BLOODY! Queen Jane: Why? King Robert: Jane, are you still on that medication? Queen Jane: No, I just get faint at the sight of blood. Shepherd Howie: Well in that case, I guess this isn’t a good time to tell you that Aaron has a bloody nose. Queen Jane: Oh my, no, but where’d he go? Aaron: Mommy, this stuff is gross. It tastes nasty! Queen Jane: Tilt your head back and hold it. Aaron: Hold my head??? Queen Jane: No, hold your nose! Aaron: How will I breathe? Queen Jane: Do you want to bleed the rest of your life? *Aaron finally does what he’s supposed to and everybody walks into the dinning hall* King Robert: This feast is in honor of my courageous son Nick and his first victory over a drakon! Prince Nick: All I want to say is those things are weird. King Robert: Why do you say that? Prince Nick: Nah, nevermind, it was just teasing me. Queen Jane: For those who didn’t know, everytime a dragon or drakon, the highly valued ears are put on display, on a shield, in the gallery. King Robert: Now all that’s left if a whole lot more dragons and one or two drakons. *The crowd is put to a hush as the two princesses enter the room and take seats at the table* Prince Nick: Samantha, you came. Princess Samantha: Why wouldn’t I? Princess Tammi: So Nick, congratulations. Prince Nick: Thanks! *The group eats and is happily entertained by violins and other gay (not like that) instruments* UNTIL Magic AJ walks into the room and announces: Hi everybody, sorry to interrupt you, but I think you’ll like my suprise! WHAT'S HIS SUPRISE? |