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In The Kingdom Of BSB Chapter 33 *Elf Brian: Wow, these woods are hard to find your way around in, wait a sec, I’m supposed to be an expert at this! Oh, why am I getting scared for, there’s my rock, “The B Rock.” I remember growing up around that ugly thing. So if that’s the rock, then I have to go on this path to get to the council’s building. *an hour later* Oh just great, I’m going in circles! Wait, I have to go south, that’s it! *a half hour later* Well now that I’m back at the castle, I’m just gonna go another way. *two hours later* I can’t take this anymore! *finds a stream, washes off his face, then looks north and sees a house* Oh great, there it is. *knock knock knock* *a strange little woman answers the door* Tulip: My dear Lord! It’s Bri! Elf Brian: Yes, I’m back, and very tired. Tulip: Did you forget your compass again? Elf Brian: Huh? Oh that’s what was wrong. Tulip: You big silly, come in and have you a good dinner. Elf Brian: Thank you but I’m about to pass out. Tulip: Oh my, ok right this way.*Prince Kevin races to his palace and upon arrival finds a guard* Prince Kevin: Sir, let me in. Guard: Who are you? Prince Kevin: Move outta the way! Guard: Prince Kevin? hehe Why you’ve been gone SO long, I didn’t recognize you. Prince Kevin: Oh how bright you are. What’s wrong with my mom? Guard: Well, who cares? It’s obvious you don’t. Prince Kevin: Ok, I’ve had it, get the hell out of the way! Guard: Yes sir! lol Prince Kevin: Mom! Mom! Where are you mom?!? Dr. Elly: She’s fine Kevin, calm yourself. Prince Kevin: What happened? Dr. Elly: I’m not really sure, you know, she just screamed out in the middle of the night and when I went up to check on her, she was passed out. Prince Kevin: That sounds familiar. Can I go up? Dr. Elly: Sure.Magic AJ: Hello. Wizard: Hi young man, can I help you? Magic AJ: Um, yeah, I’m here to do a little magic. Wizard: Well if you’re only looking for a little, you better be ready for a lot. Magic AJ: You sound cool. Wizard: Cool? No, I just set some stuff on fire, I’m actually kind of warm. Magic AJ: Ok, not exactly what I meant, but what do I call you? Wizard: Me? Well, master would be nice. Magic AJ: Master what? Wizard: Are you that picky? Well I have a lot more work to do than I thought. Master is my name to you, that’s all you need to know.Shepherd Howie: Ah, it’s good to be home. *takes a deep breath* Oh my....that’s not the smell I was hoping to return to. Yuck, didn’t anyone clean up after these sheep when I was gone? *walks around then sits under a shade tree* Maybe I should’ve stayed with Nick.....What the @#$%^&*!?...... *looks across the field and sees hundreds of dead sheep*THE THINGS THESE POOR PPL GO THROUGH! thank you and goodnight, |