| After much begging and pleading on my part, Karl finally gave me the opportunity to meet weezer. I was extremely nervous to meet them, but also very excited. I went to the place Karl said they'd be, at Radioland in my local mall and offered them the cake, but they didn't answer. In fact, they didn't talk or move at all. They weren't at all like I had imagined them, they seemed almost inhuman... After talking to them and asking them questions for over an hour, a sales-lady came over to me and told me they were cardboard cut-outs of Pat, Brian, Rivers and Mikey, not the real deal. Was I ever embarassed! I went back home and told Karl, who laughed at me a lot. He could tell I was pretty sad, but told me not to worry, because the real Pat, Brian, Rivers and Mikey would hate me anyways... Many years of hopes and dreams were brought to a depressing hault that day, but no harm done, right? |
