[[a very very funny comedian!]]
I can't eat spagetti... there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, one thousand of something is too many.
I love to eat Kit-Kat's, except when I am with 4 or more people.
People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drugg use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That fucker eats cake!" "He is on bun cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
Some songs have a special meaning for a man, in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire, because maybe the song had deepter meaning to begin with, but now it's been cheapened. Remember that song "We are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who make a better life so let's keep on giving." Remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetery. That's our song.
I hate flossing. I just wish I had one long curvy tooth. It didn't need to be split up. But if my tooth fell out it would have been bad.