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| "At first I was queasy; I'll never forget the sound of a scalpel cutting a body open. But it was so cool trying to find out how these people died.: ( Talking about his experiance as a coroner) "AAAAAAHHHHHH. Get out of my way! I'm fucking working! Damnit! Don't lock the fucking door, motherfucker." (heehee Jon is sooo funny when he's "mad") "I wanted to shove things in her. Sharp things. I'd make a piece of art out of her." ( Talking about his step mom. At least he would make her pretty.) "When I was hanging out with John in SanFrancisco he fucked Chi Chi LaRue. Then I fucked Chi Chi LaRue and Rob Halford's friend Adam Evening. My Idol is Divine. And I can not get enough of my native love! Step by step, slowly I turn. Okay I'm not heavy metal, am I?" ( Jon said this into a little tape recorder thing an interveiwer had when they stepped out of the room for a minute.) "I can be a rockstar pornographer." After being approached by "Vivid" to make a porno movie....well I thought it was funny. "I'm gonna use the force." (talking at the end of life is peachy just before "Twist") "Peckers, peckers, rolly polly peckers, peckers, peckers, eat them up,oh yeah yum!" Deuce DVD "Hammy my pee pee itches." Deuce DVD "Why are you filming me?" Duece DVD "I like dick! Big 'ol dick...I like small dick too..." Duece DVD |