"Are you ready?" (obvious I know..but it's a quote)

"You can suck my dick and fucking like it!" (again obvious)

"Everyone from underneath the stage will be looking at my nuts!" (about sick and twisted costume...a personal favorite of mine...)

"He is all that" (I thought this was funny just because of the way Jon said it in "Who Then Now?")

"I'm Drunk"

"I lip sync...I lip sync..."

"Hey where the fuck are my headphones?" (again..a cute thing when you hear it)

"I have it memorized." (when asked about how Twist always manages to sound the same)

"Do you think I'm sexy?"

"My Grandmother was Scottish and I always wanted to learn to play them." (about how he got into playing the bagpipes.)

"If they can't listen to it- then that's okay- I can't either." (Jon talking about Daddy)

"Check out these wounds..." (Fieldy smacks him)..."Oww you f-" (Who Then Now)

"She's the finest bitch ever!" (Jon talking about his mic stand)

"All the shit we're working on right now is just fucking
psycho.  It's like nothing we've ever done before." (about upcoming album)

"My bass player's like, 'Your gay!  That's stupid.  That's fucking
dumb.'  He just likes to bust my balls." (Lol ...at least i thought this was funny...anyway its from Revolver)

"I'm not screaming just to fucking scream.  All that stuff is my whole life."

"My Mom and Dad both thought I was a problem child or something that wanted to cut up dead bodies."

When asked if he's ever had a gay sexual experiance:
"All the time heehee"

"Moderator: I've heard you like Duran Duran.  So what's your favorite Duran Duran song?
HIValicious: The Cheefeur.  How ever you spell it."
(November 11, 2001- Korn chat)

"Moderator: Jon are you my dad?
HIValicious: Sure man."
(December 9, 2001)

When asked who his favorite backstreet boy was he replied: "A dead one."

When aked why predictable was spelled P-R-A-D-I-C-T-A-B-L-E on the demo tape he responded:

"Can't spell worth a shit"  (Well niether can I so it's all good.)

"I was cracked out on that song" (talking about Layla)

When asked about the wounds on his back:
"They were from sex"

When asked why there is a camel on stage:
"Because I like them"

"It's been a long road har- a long road hard..."  (This was on some award show...the moon man one... I really don't care but... Korn won an award for Freak on a Leash and Jon was really nervous...and he messed up a little...anyway I thought it was adorable so I put it here.)

"It's my purse." (Jon talking about his sporran.)

"People die from typewriters falliing on their heads." (Jon is talking about risk taking, because you could die at any moment...this is also one one of my personal fav's)

"You laugh at me because I'm different.  I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"I'm human...I cry, I bleed, I take a dump."

"I don't care what people think or say about me, I know who I am."

When asked if he was going to  his highschool reunion by Sook-yin on Muchmusic: "Yeah, I can't wait.  I'm going to show up in a helicopter."

"Shit! Every time I'd come over the Grapevine, ( a freeway pass from Bakerfield to LA) I'd be shaking I was so happy."







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