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-10 Things I Hate About You
    "I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time." >click here for wav<
    -Katrina Stratford played by Julia Stiles
-American Psycho
    "You're a fucking ugly bitch.  I want to cut you open and playin your blood."
    -Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale.
-As Good As It Gets
   "I just think of a man and take away reason and accountability."
    -Melvin Udall played by Jack Nicholson
-Back to the Future
    "What the hell is a jigawatt!?!"
    -Marty McFly played by Michael J. Fox
-Beetlejuice
    "Lydia, I have a chance to teach you something here. You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they're dead or alive, will walk all over you."
    -Delia Deitz played by Catherine O'Hara
-Better Off Dead
    "I'm sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
    -Lane Myer played by John Cusack
-Big Man On Campus
    "Disappointed."
    -Bob Maloogalooga-Loogaloogalooga played by Allan Katz
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    "He says I have no sense of history.  He wears a brown tie!"
   -Buffy Summers played by Kristy Swanson
-Casino
    "Peek-a-boo.  You fucks, you!"
    -Nicholas "Nicky" Santoto Sr.  played by Joe Pesci
-Clueless
    "Searching for a boy in high school as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie." >click here for wav<
    -Cher Horowitz played by Alicia Silverstone
-Dead Poets Society
    "It's for you, it's God.  He says we should have girls at Welton."
    -Charles Dalton played by Gale Hansen
    "TO INDEED BE A GOD!"
    -Charles Dalton played by Gale Hansen
-Dogma
    "Oh yeah. See, we used to sell smoke in front of this video store. And one day this fuck wants to rent a video. So we did, only we didn't have anyplace to watch it. So we went to the mall and popped it into a VCR at Macy's and sat on the floor and watched it."
    -Jay played by Jason Mewes
-Don't Tell Mom The Baby Sitter's Dead
    "Dishes are DONE, man!"
    -Kenny Crandell played by Keith Coogan
-Emma
    "A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asekd, or because he is attached to her, and can write a tolerable letter."
    -Emma Woodhouse played by Gwyneth Paltrow
-Empire Records
    "Well Shinaed O'Rebellion...Shock me, shock me, shcok me with that deviant behavior"
    -Gina played by  Renee Zellweger
-Encino Man
    "I'm a stoney, crusty dude with a mop on top."
    -Stoney Brown played by Pauly Shore
-Episode I: The Phantom Menace
    "You were right.  Negotiations were short."
    -Obi-Wan Kenobi played by Ewan McGregor (MUST I say it again?)
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    "Pardon my french, but you're an asshole!" >click here for wav<
    -Cameron Frye played by Alan Ruck
-Fight Club
    "Did you know that you can mix equal parts of gasoline and orange juice to make napalm?"
    -Tyler Durdern played by Brad Pitt
-Forrest Gump
    "Life is like a box of choc-oh-lates."
    -Forrest Gump played by Tom Hanks.
-Freeway
    "And hey, I heard that you have one of them big poop bags that's, like, attached to your body and all your shit comes out and, like, lands in it.  You're just a big ol' shit bag, ain'tcha, Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that mother fucking thing, mother fucker!" >click here for wav<
    -Vanessa Lutz played by Reese Witherspoon
-Ghostbusters
    "I collect spores, molds and fungus."
    -Egon Spangler played by Harold Ramis
    "My friend, don't be a jerk." >click here for wav<
    -Peter Venkman played by Bill Murray
-Goodfellas
    "All my life I always wanted to be a ganster."
    -Henry Hill played by Ray Liotta
-Goonies
    "You're kinda pretty when your face isn't messing it up."
    -Clarke "Mouth" Devereux played by Corey Feldman
-Heathers
    "If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."
    -Veronica Sawyer played by Winona Ryder
-House of Yes
    "Were you poor?  Did you eat chicken pot pies?"
    -Jackie O' played by Parker Posey
-Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
    "Hang on lady, we going for a ride."
    -Short Round played by Jonathan Ke Quan
-Interview With a Vampire
    "There aren't tears enough for what you've done to me. So, give her to me Louis! "
    -Claudia played by Kirsten Dunst
-Kalifornia
    "Cold weather makes people stupid and that's a fact."
    -Early Grayce played by Brad Pitt
-The Last Unicorn
    "Oh God.  I'm engaged to a douglas fir!"
    -Schmendrick the Magician voiced by Alan Arkin
-A League of Their Own
    "Hey cow girls?  See the grass?  Don't eat it."
    -Ernie Capadino played by Jon Lovitz
-A Life Less Ordinary
    "If you dig, I promise you when the time comes I'll shoot you through the head. Now look, you don't like that? I can just shoot you through the testicles right now, you can bleed to death, I"ll dig the grave, s'up to you. "
    -Jackson played by Delroy Lindo
-Mall Rats
    "Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the eith grade science fair by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and $hit. The mother-f***er's like MacGuyver; no, the mother-f***er's better than MacGuyver. "
    -Jay Phat Buds played by Jason Mewes
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    "A newt?"
    -One of Monty Python, I'm not sure... ?
-Newsies
    "Yeah well mine told me not to starve, so we both got an education."
    -Jack Kelly played by Christian Bale (yummy yummy)
-Opposite of Sex
    "My mother always said she was the kind of person who was her daughter's best friend. So, I thought, great!  Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch."
    -DeeDee Truitt played by Christina Ricci
-Shallow Grave
    "When did anyone last say to you these exact words: You are the sunshine of my life?" >click here for wav<
    -Alex Law played by Ewan McGregor (hubba hubba)
    "When you wake up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?" >click here for wav<
    -Alex Law (to goth girl) played by Ewan McGregor (pant pant)
-Short Circuit
    "Goodbye, crazy lady.  I enjoyed throwing you repeatedly to the ground."
    -Ben Jabituya  played by Fisher Stevens
-Swing Kids
    "We don't need some pink eared midget hanging around."
    -Peter Muller played by Robert Sean Leonard
-Terminator II
    "Todd and Janelle are dicks, but we have to warn them."
    -John Connor played by Edward Furlong.
-There's Something About Mary
    "How'd you get the beans on TOP of the frank??"
    -Charlie Jensen (Mary's Dad) played by Keith David
-Trainspotting
    "For all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse!" >click here for wav<
    -Mark Renton played by Ewan McGregor (hubba hubba)
-Uncle Buck
    "I'm a kid, it's my job."
    -Miles Russell played by Macaulay Culkin
-Vampires
    "He'll be unstoppable... Unless we stop him."
    -Cardinal Alba played by Maximilian Schell
-Velvet Goldmine
     "Go on, then! Back to your wolves! Your junkie twerps! Your bloody shock treatment! And fuck you too!"
    -Brian Slade played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers
-Weekend at Bernie's
    "No one is going to HAVE a sex change operation! HUH!"
    -Richard Parker played by Jonathan Silverman
-When Harry Met Sally
    "A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal Sheldon's your man, but humping and pumping is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. Do it to me 'Sheldon', You're an animal 'Sheldon', Ride me big 'Sheldon'. Doesn't work."
    -Harry Burns played by Billy Crystal
-Who's That Girl
    "My gun!"
    -Nikki Finn played by Madonna