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Cadet of the Year
Im not sure how to put this without sounding crazy, but
i was taken by aliens. It was when i worked on my fathers farm in 1998.
It was a strange experience, they placed large and small mental rods up my ass...how ever arousing it was, i felt uncomfortable... and i didn't even know the aliens name, i felt so used and quite frankly hurt, because he never came in contact with me again, this has effected my life in every way i can't hold down a job, woman and men come and go out of my life. I think that i have a case of stockholm syndrome and the only way to cure it is to meet with my captor again; this is why i want to
become a member of lasar force.
Help me be reunited with a loved one.
Roy.
Hello Roy,
Lasar Force understands the situation you are in. Each month we get dozens of mail from people like you suffering from their 'close encounter' with the evil alien forces.
You feel an affinity towards your captors however it is important you understand that their apparent efforts of kindness were attempts to appear friendly
rather than hostile.
YOU MUST understand that they are hostile and an attempt at meeting your evil alien 'friends' must result in their termination.

-Sincerely
General Steve
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