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| America is a country that doesn't know where it is going, but is determined to set a speed record getting there. - Dr. Lawrence J. Peter "We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are known as panic." ~ Cullen Hightower I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. ~Carol Leifer "Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational." ~Charles Schulz Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. ~Lily Tomlin AIN'T IT SO Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order. -- Solomon Short (by David Gerrold, from the Chtorr series of books) "I watched a spider this morning as it struggled against overwhelming odds to climb out of a jar. Often it would stumble and fall, but each time it got back up on its spindly little legs and tried again. Finally, after hours of effort, it made it to the top, and it made me think to myself, 'Man, what a fool - it doesn't *seriously* think it's gonna get through that metal lid, does it?'" - Paul Hancox The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog will be there to bite the man in case he tries to touch the computers. Man is the only animal that goes to sleep when he's not sleepy and gets up when he is. --Dave Gneiser Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night. -- Otto von Bismarck Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision? - Marilyn Monroe A decision will be made before it's too late or soon thereafter. - Michael Eisner "New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab." -Scott Adams ~*"There is one thing to be said of ignorance...it sure causes a lot of interesting arguments."*~ |