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| ~*"To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it."*~ Josh Jenkins "Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will turn out OK." We're all wreckers. We dream, we wreck what's real. We wake and we wreck our dreams. It's very complex. Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. There is always an easy solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken, All Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. ---Mark Twain "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone." -- Steven Wright "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." -Douglas Adams "It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Unlimited "One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's going on." ~Jake Simmons (1901-1981) U.S. industrialist Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. -- Oscar Wilde "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Thomas Edison "What makes me tick? I don't know, but the noise is driving me nuts." - Michael Hayward Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. --Albert Einstein The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time. -- Leo Kennedy There are three sides to every story - yours, mine, and all that lie between. --Jody Kern Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. --Jonathan Kozol Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. --Joseph Wood Krutch At the beginning there was the Word - at the end just the Cliche. --Stanislaw Lec “I always wanted to be somebody. I see now I should have been more specific.” ~Lily Tomlin “Sometimes I get depressed and I think life isn’t worth living. Then I look around and see all the wonder and miracles around me and I realise life is worth living…just not my life.” ~Lili Von Schtupp “Once there was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time is called The Dark Ages.” “Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, ‘Where did I go wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night’.” ~Charlie Brown “Practice makes perfect, but no-one’s perfect --- so why practice?” ~Billie Armstrong “The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.” “It’s not whether you win or lose; it’s how you place the blame.” |