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| I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself there. ~Fred Allen What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? ~Fred Allen It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. -- Henry Allen Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ---Mark Twain "Tonight's forecast: dark. Continuing dark throughout the night and turning to widely scattered light in the morning." - George Carlin You know what would be great? If you figured out what infinity equalled, then you'd be famous. Until some idiot comes by and adds one. - So sayeth Fyre "I'm afraid of the dark, and suspicious of the light." - Woody Allen "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." - Spike Milligan Most of our future lies ahead. ~~Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody. -- W. S. Gilbert There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson of history is that we never learn the lessons of history. This makes us look so stupid that few people care to read it. They'd rather not be reminded. Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing. - A. Whitney Brown, The Big Picture There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant "Once in Africa I lost the corkscrew and we were forced to live off food and water for weeks." - Ernest Hemingway "There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them." - Dave Barry "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." --Aldous Huxley "A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno And God said, "Let there be light", and there was light. And everyone said, "Hey, cool! Do You do parties?". |