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| "I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary." ~ from the movie Sliding Doors Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the ground, the turtles crawl out of the ponds and smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit. (seen next to a turtle pond on Paradise Island) Seen on a subway wall in New York: Life is one contradiction after another. Written below it: No it's not! A typical class in high school: show up, get rid of your homework, get new homework, leave. If you read a dictionary, you'll be really smart. If you eat a dictionary, you'll be really full. (on a lecturer's door): The probability of finding me in this office is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your urgency. A grade 9 history test question: Give the number of automobiles produced in America during the year of your choice. My answer? 1806: none Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring a little in with them, and the seniors take none away, so it accumulates. A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard. Define the Universe and give three examples. - Anonymous 'Where's your sense of adventure?' 'At home in bed where every good sense of adventure should be at 7:30 AM' -overheard in calculus class In a large auditorium at university, the lecturer began by saying, 'If you can't hear me up at the back, put your hands up.' A row of hands went up... A lecture is a process where information is passed from the notebook of the lecturer to the notebook of the student without necessarily passing through the minds of either. "How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that? What the ..." - a fly. "I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed." - Robert Frost I've been so busy - I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse. If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head. My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet. (Tom Sims) |