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| If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound. -- Red Green A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don't want. We never, truly grow up, we just learn how to behave in public. - unknown - "'A planet doesn't explode itself.' says dryly the Martian astronomer, gazing off into the air- 'That they were able to do it is proof that highly Intellectual beings must have been living there.'" -- John H. Wheelach "Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed man." ~ Mark Twain Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them." With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -- Dave Barry May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language. -- D. E. Knuth, 1967 I get along better with my wife's mother-in-law than I do with my own. (TV Stevie) A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." --Frank Zappa Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." -- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_ [Charles Schulz] |