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| "PEACE, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting." - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary "After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history." - Bits & Pieces "Basic research is when I'm doing what I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher Von Braun If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in. "Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop." - Definitions, Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary "The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time." - Leo Kennedy "You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience." - Stanislaw J. Lem "It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about. It's the twenty-thousand-odd other bullets labeled "Occupant"." - Murphy's laws of combat "A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail." - Jerry Ogdin "Disclaimer - These opiini^H^H damn! ^H^H ^Q ^[ .... :w :q :wq :wq! ^d X^? exit X Q ^C ^? :quitbye CtrlAltDel ~~q :~q logout save/quit :!QUIT ^[zz ^[ZZZZZZ ^H man vi ^ ^L ^[c ^# ^E ^X ^I ^T ? help helpquit ^D ^d man help ^C ^c help ?Quit ?q CtrlShftDel"Hey, what does this button d..." - Seen in a .signature file "There's too much blood in my caffeine system." - Seen on a bumper sticker "If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion." - George Bernard Shaw "The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper." - Smith & Jones "If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances." - Unknown "What do you mean we don't communicate? Just yesterday I faxed you a reply to the recorded message you left on my answering machine." - The Wall Street Journal "The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!" -Jim Warner |