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| "A large, clumsy umbrella is the best protection against the rain: there will be no rain as long as you're lugging it around." - Peter Wasthol Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? "The chief cause of problems is solutions." - Eric Sevareid Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. -- Henrik Tikkanen "I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou." ---Kirrily Robert "A computer DOES save time at work. Now I can play solitaire without having to spend all that time shuffling real cards." - Unknown A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. -- Joan Klempner Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. -- Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes "You mean now?" Yogi Berra, when asked the time by a teammate The similarities between me and my father are different. -- Dale Berra, baseball's Yogi Berra's son "An expert is a fellow who is afraid to learn anything new because then he wouldn't be an expert anymore." - Harry S Truman, U.S. President "There's nothing like eavesdropping to show you that the world outside your head is different from the world inside your head." --Thornton Wilder "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." -- Andy Warhol If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, there's going to be one big-ass fight over where to set the thermostat. (Jim Rosenberg) If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be 'Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.' ---Jack Handey |