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| "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin "It takes less time to do something right than it does to explain what you did wrong." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow "Please Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." "Sometimes I get the feeling that the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral." - Robert Orben "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D.Lang. Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player. They pretend to tell us the truth, and we pretend to believe them. - Duncan Long, about the mainstream press. “The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows why will always be his boss.” Diane Ravitch Good Judgement is the outcome of experience...and experience is the outcome of bad judgment. ~ Vivian Fuchs I put spot remover on my dog, and now I can't find him anywhere. ~ Stephen Wright "First things first, but not necessarily in that order." "A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians." - Jay Leno "Meditation is not what you think." A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. -- Jay Leno My insurance salesman doesn't bother me anymore since I took out a $100,000 life insurance policy ... on him. "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." "L.A. bus drivers are striking. They want a big raise, and they want it in exact change." - Jay Leno |