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| You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel. - Jim Ignatowski "God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday." - William Brag "The future will be better tomorrow." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet. - Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch) After all, I couldn't make a picture called "In Search of Spock" and have it end with Captain Kirk turning to the audience and saying, "Sorry, folks, we just couldn't find him." - Leonard Nimoy, Director of Star Trek IV: The Search for Spock "Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute." - Gil Stern "The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George F. Will I have a crazy aunt who sends thank you cards in response to thank you cards she's received. If she ever happens to get a thank you card from someone else's similarly-crazy aunt, I may witness the first ever snail-mail infinite loop. (Todd Loushine) "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." --Anonymous "I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.'" -- Oscar Levant "The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead." - Robert Brault "The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." - J. Robert Oppenheimer You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles. --Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food One thing about the speed of light... it gets here too early in the morning. ---Unknown One of the advantages of being disorderly is that you're constantly making exciting discoveries. -- Unknown |