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| "The nice thing about Windows is- It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first." - Sig of Arno Schaefer "Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten." - B.F. Skinner "The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper." - Smith & Jones "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson "If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances." - Unknown "Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do." - Oscar Wilde "When all else fails, look cute" "Hey, look on the bright side. It can and probably will get worse." "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." -Voltaire "If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room." -Unknown "My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot." ~Ashleigh Brilliant "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." - Groucho Marx "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx "Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing." - Engineer's Motto "A Little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation." - H.H. Munro. "Saki" "It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about. It's the twenty-thousand-odd other bullets labeled "Occupant"." - Murphy's laws of combat "Disclaimer - These opiini^H^H damn! ^H^H ^Q ^[ .... :w :q :wq :wq! ^d X^? exit X Q ^C ^? :quitbye CtrlAltDel ~~q :~q logout save/quit :!QUIT ^[zz ^[ZZZZZZ ^H man vi ^ ^L ^[c ^# ^E ^X ^I ^T ? help helpquit ^D ^d man help ^C ^c help ?Quit ?q CtrlShftDel"Hey, what does this button d..." - Seen in a .signature file |