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| The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomlin Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee "You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's, only one begins with an R." ~ Dennis Miller Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches around the world. Maybe you've seen it. -- Steven Wright I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. -- Steven Wright Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon "The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form." ~ Stanley J. Randall Reality can destroy the dream; why shouldn't the dream destroy reality? -- George Moore "It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line." ~Ashleigh Brilliant "Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction." ~Ashleigh Brilliant "Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance." Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. -- Johnny Carson Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. -- G. K. Chesterton |