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| A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein "What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?" - Ursula K. LeGuin "Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule." - Nietzsche "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience?" -- George Bernard Shaw Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. ~Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea ... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. ~Douglas Adams I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~Dave Barry You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!' ~Dave Barry "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." ---George Carlin There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. ~George Carlin Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. -- Fran Lebowitz I'm so confused. I feel like the centipede who was told to put its best foot forward.... ~ Anonymous If you knew what you were doing you would probably be bored. ~Anon "Some people are like a penny in a clothes dryer. Not worth taking paying attention to, but too noisy to forget." |