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| The Limerick Savant |
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| Dedicated to no-nonsense nonsense |
| I’m afraid you may feel, Mr. Blix, Like Sisyphus down by the Styx. Along the Euphrates You’ll think you’re in Hades, As the countdown to war tick, tick, ticks. Get the story |
| Winds of Change Was that spate of cyclonic precession Due to mere barometric depression? For we already know, There’s a similar blow, When Congress returns to its session. Get the story |
| Thanks to Nan Clyde(?), senior member of the Court TV Forums, for the following submission. Send the Savant more and he'll devote a page to them. Winona went stealing at Saks Armed with her scissors and bags. With her hot Gucci dress, The charges got pressed. Now she's starring in Hollywood rags. nanclyde Get the story |
| Hootie's Last Stand “No protest could make me adjust a Club policy, old as Augusta.” “No women,” says Hootie. “It’s my solemn duty To history, like Gen'ral Custa.” Get the story |
| Miss Cleo’s one fatal shortcoming Was conduct, oh, most unbecoming. Not from criminal fraud, But this psychic was flawed. Why else would she not see this coming? Get the story |
| Terrorist Cells? Whose peace gets the call, yours or mine? New York could be dialing that line. While you won’t go to Hell Yet for using your cell, Let it ring in a show and that’s fine. Get the story |
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| Osama, et al., “Forget you!” Our attention’s been drawn, yet askew, By a home grown assassin Who’s been surely surpassin’ Public Enemies 4, 3 and 2. Get the story (Thanks to Jeff Darcy, political cartoonist with the Plain Dealer, for the inspiration) |
| After years of reproach and rebukes, What a shock, North Korea has nukes! So, will we attack Like we would with Iraq? Heavens no! They’d fight back, Eee, gadzooks! Get the story |
| Pilgrim’s Progress? The economy’s firing off blanks. In Iraq they are firing up tanks. The future is still grim, So be a good pilgrim And remember it’s time to give thanks. Get the story |
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