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| The Hounds to the Fox Mr. Blair, let’s be perfectly blunt. We don’t care if U.K. bears the brunt Of world terrorism; You’re destined for schism If you dare interfere with “The Hunt” Get the story |
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| In Hershey, a town most bucolic, The residents raved, vitriolic, So their trust could be saved For the sugar depraved And their children could be chocoholic. Get the story |
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| “What a bleedin’ incredible stunt It is knightin’ the Stone’s leadin’ runt,” Says Keith, “I’ll concede I can get what I need, But, Sir Mick, you can get what you want!” Get the story |
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| What about Franz? Well, sir… Some have fine musicians to boast. Some have concert halls they can toast. It all comes together In Cleveland, however. We müst be the best; we have Möst! Get the story |
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| To Tim Hagan: Bet you wish you could take the big gaffe back? Or fit your web site with a laugh track? Since they've no sense of humor; Or at least that's the rumor As to how you got caught in the Taft flak. Get the story |
| Iraq OK'd weapons inspection As a ploy to create misdirection From what Lampsos has said About Saddam in bed And her failure of missile detection. Get the story |
| To Congress: If you're looking to force out Iraq's Current despot, well just hold your socks! Remember Pandora? Don't seek war before a Solution that's outside the box. Get the story |
| When Bonds’ record went over the wall Two fans tried to grab for it all. While they battle in court, Here’s the scouting report: Common sense has just bobbled the ball! Get the story |
| Those caught stealing from old Saks Fifth Ave.’ll Likely find that their lives will unravel. But for felony crime, Ryder’s not doing time. That’s unless she shoplifts the gavel. Get the story |
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| Papa Bush, how you must rue the day That you first let the twins out to play. “Can we borrow the car, Dad? We’re not going far.” Just the path from EZ to AA! Get the story |
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