Fun and highly entertaining activities for you and your friends using

Naga's laugh!

You're still here? The laugh didn't scare you away?
(Incidentally, I got this file from a friend who in turn got it
from another friend, I didn't make it, I don't know who did. If
it's yours and you want to lay claims on it, e-mail me. I just
had to put it up, it went so perfectly ^-^!)
So. You've actually taken the time and effort, and you've
learned how to laugh just like Naga. Perfectly. 
What are you, some kinda sadist?! ...Ahem.... Anyway,
now you're faced with this problem. Where and when do I
use my Naga-laugh? Well, here you go! A nice list of ways
to use your special, beautiful laugh!

*Disclaimer* I am not responsible for any arrests, odd
looks, or trips to the Mental Institution that may occur as a
result of reading this list.
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1. Go out to a very public place, say, the rotunda at your
local mall (Great echo effect there!) and laugh as loudly as
you can. Watch everybody stare. When people ask you if
you're all right, tell them, "Of course I'm all right! I AM Naga
The White Serpent!" For added amusement, get your
friends together and laugh in a round, with one starting out
and the rest joining in individually. 
2. Dial up random numbers in the Yellow Pages at three
o'clock in the morning, and leave your Naga-laugh on the
answering machine.
3. Ever get really frusterated with those telemarketers
calling you? Wish they'd go away and never come back?
Next time, give them your laugh. Keep laughing until they
hang up. Which should be fairly quickly. Unless they're
masochists, they'll never call again. 
4. Send everyone you know a Wav file of Naga's laugh via
e-mail. Recorded at high volume. Change the filename so
they don't suspect. 
5. Walk into a library on a slow day. Stand in the middle of
the room, and break the silence with your best Naga-laugh.
When the librarian asks you to leave, sweetly reply that it's
just your normal laugh, you didn't intend to disturb anyone.
Give yourself a cookie if someone faints, has a heart
attack, or starts to cry when you do your laugh.
6. You know how it is when you're babysitting kids, and the
little brats--I mean children--- whine that they're bored?
Here's an activity that will keep you all amused! Teach them
how to laugh like Naga! Not only will you and the little ones
be entertained, but imagine how thrilled their parents will be
when your charges show off their new skill!
*7. This one was donated by Ryuko! Domo arigatou!:
You could use it to ward off jerks who ask you out! 
Jerk: Say, baby, wanna check out that drive-in movie
tonight? Of course, we don't hafta watch the movie...
You: *Insert Naga laugh* 
Geek: 0_o"" Um, never mind *Races off*

*8. Donated by Treize Fangirl! Took me awhile to get this one up, gomen! : When your jerk boyfriend  asks you to give up your friends for him,  give him your best Naga-laugh and dump him! Unless, of course, your laugh scares him so much that HE dumps YOU!

That's all for now. More to come as soon as I think of
some, or I get more donations!

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