You don't have much of a chance, but if you study these texts you might be able to put up some fight against the insidious powers of this evil nation.
The Floating Island - How do you get an island to float? Why float at all?
Echo Organs - An integral part of being Polerican. Do you know someone who has one?
El Barto - Polerica's greatest hero! Read all about him here!
El Barto Day - Celebrating El Barto in the most appropriate way possible.