We Are The Custard Pie Appreciation Constortium.

We Are The Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium.

Why is John so happy? You'll find out soon...

This is The Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium. We are dedicated to living life to its fullest, and indulging on one thing only... Custard Pie. Why custard pie? Well, it has deep cultural signifigance. King Arthur wooed Guinevere with it (and so did Sir Lancelot!). Napoleon used it to overcome France (you see, they didn't want Marie Antoinette's cake, they wanted good ol'-fashioned custard pie). And it's VERSATILE! For example, The Great Tina gave it to The Semi-Great M for her birthday, with the addition of strawberries and chocolate. You can colour it pink, red, blue, green, purple, yellow... whatever you want. It won't mind! So sit back, relax, and eat the pie.



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Some satisfied customers:

Micky eating the pink model.
The Monkees

Not only our president, but a member too.
John Entwistle

Yummy! The classic model.
Keith Moon and Pete Townshend

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Thank you to Ray Davies who wrote the song "The Village Green Preservation Society" and to The Kinks who sang it for giving me the line "We Are The Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium!" I will forver be in your debt.