This is The Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium. We are dedicated to living life to its fullest, and indulging on one thing only... Custard Pie. Why custard pie? Well, it has deep cultural signifigance. King Arthur wooed Guinevere with it (and so did Sir Lancelot!). Napoleon used it to overcome France (you see, they didn't want Marie Antoinette's cake, they wanted good ol'-fashioned custard pie). And it's VERSATILE! For example, The Great Tina gave it to The Semi-Great M for her birthday, with the addition of strawberries and chocolate. You can colour it pink, red, blue, green, purple, yellow... whatever you want. It won't mind! So sit back, relax, and eat the pie.
What's that? You want to join? Well, all you have to do is copy and paste this HTML, my friend. Or you can save the pic, upload it to your server, link it back here, yadda yadda yadda...
Also, this society is secret, so don't TELL anyone about it... let them click and find out for themselves.
Some satisfied customers:
John Entwistle
Keith Moon and Pete Townshend