Adopt A Gourd!
Adopt A Gourd!
Okay, you may be wondering WHY exactly there are Who-gourds in desperate need of adoption hanging out at Armenia. Or why, in fact, there ARE Who-gourds to begin with. Well, my friends, the answer comes from none other than our good friend indeed, Pete Townshend.
"...the good life in the fields growing those fantastic phallic ornamental gourds you can use to... to... to make gorgeous fruit bowl arrangements. ...Gourds mate, that's the secret of life... gourds."
---Pete Townshend
So, anyhow, that's why gourds are hanging around Armenia. They are, in fact, the secret to life. So, why not adopt a gourd for yourself, and have the secret to life on your webpage? All you have to do is copy and paste the HTML I have provided for you onto your site! Simple, eh?
John
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<img src="//members.aol.com:/sizzler301/private/johngourd.jpg" ALT="I have adopted the gourd who knows that
the secret to life is to stay calm, cool,
and collected. Adopt your own gourd today!"></a>]]>
Keith
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<img src="//members.aol.com:/sizzler301/private/keithgourd.jpg" ALT="I have adopted the gourd who knows that
the secret to life is to explode everything
that gets in your way. Adopt your own gourd today!"></a>]]>
Pete
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<img src="//members.aol.com:/sizzler301/private/petegourd.jpg" ALT="I have adopted the gourd who knows that
the secret to life is to smash guitars to
remove stress. Adopt your own gourd today!"></a>]]>
Roger
<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.oocities.org/magnoliasimms68/gourds.html">
<img src="//members.aol.com:/sizzler301/private/rogergourd.jpg" ALT="I have adopted the gourd who knows that
the secret to life is to use Dippidy-Doo in
your hair, every day. Adopt your own gourd today!"></a>]]>
Thank you for taking care of a gourd who will share their secrets with you!