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Welcome to the Frequently Asked  Questions Page.  This page was designed for those annoying people who never undestand anything.  People who are so dumb that they start asking questions for stupid things like, "How is a rainbow made?"  "Why is the sky blue?".  Anyway, this page contain answers to all the question in the world.  It was created by one of the greatest minds of all times so you should find an answer here.  If you still can't find an answer to a stupid question, you may e-mail the Frequently Asked Questions Department at mariomanpictures@yahoo.com
NOTE: Clicking on the blue text will not automatically take you to a page to post a question- don't be so stupid.  You must select the blue text, copy it, then go to your e-mail account, click on compose, then paste the blue text on the box asking for the e-mail of the person you're contacting.  If you're too lazy to do all that,
click here.
AND NOW THE ANSWERS TO ALL THE QUESTION IN HUMAN HISTORY!!
Q: Doesn't the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights apply in the Message Board?
A: Yes, it does.  That's why if you say that our website sucks butt, there is nothing we can do about it except delete your message and hope that you won't come back.  Hehehe.  -- Our website is a privately owned site, that basically means that
we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.  It's in the PRIVATE POLICY under OUR RULES.  While by law you have the right to freedom of speech, you are not totally entitled to blah all you want.  This means, you can't yell "fire" in the Message Board because if in the comossion of everyone trying to log out at once, someone got hurt or killed, you'd be held responsible.  In other words, if you post bad things that make others feel bad, we can, by law, delete those posts and even block you out of the site and there's nothing you can do about it.
  
Q: How can I include stuff on the Official MarioMan Pictures Website?
A: Other than messages on the Message Board, you can't include anything else.  Only authorized staff can do that.  To suggest something,
e-mail us.

Q: How can you possibly block me out of your web site?
A: By tracking your IP Address and disable its connectivity to our site.

Q: How do I become a member of the MarioMan Club?
A: You don't.  MarioMan Club Members are chosen at birth.

Q: How do I find out  the password for my school's Grading Database?
A: By asking the right people, like those who know it.  Chances are, they won't give it to you, though. 

Q: How do I obtain a Secret Code and a Secret Password?
A: You don't.  Secret Codes and Secret Passwords are only given to members of the MarioMan Club.

Q: How much is too much?
A: Too much is when the system will automatically shorten your message to fit the maximum characters allowed by the system.

Q: My driver's licensed was suspended, can I still drive my car?
A: This isn't the Department of Motor Vehicles.  However, to answer your question: Yes, you can but you shouldn't because you will be breaking the law under the Vehicle Code of California or any other state and if caught, your car will be impounded and sold and if you want to bail it out, it will cost a lot of money; plus, your driving privilege will be suspended even longer.  Don't mess with the DMV!

Q: My car just got stolen, what do I do?
A: Report it to the police immediately.  Chances are, it's by Mexico now geting stripped.

Q:What is a Social Secury Number (SSN)?
A: A social security number is a number given the Social Security Admistration.  This number is crucial for many kind of transactions (i.e., opening a bank account, register to vote, going to college, employment, filing taxes, applying for a driver's license, etc)  To get a number, all you gotta do is go to your local Social Security Admistration Office and submit and application .   The only requirement is to be legal in the country.  Illegal aliens can apply for a fake number through any of those underground, illicit document-printing companies.

Q: What is my social security number?
A: We have no idea.
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