"Cousin Screwtape" One.

Snorglak, Prince of DBU, emails Screwtape and curses the Writing Center.

"Cousin Screwtape" Two.

Snorglak emails Screwtape and begins to explain some of his larger purposes for DBU.

"Cousin Screwtape" Three.

Having found Screwtape a poor strategist, Snorglak illuminates his cousin on how to undermine inerrancy.

"Cousin Screwtape" Four.

Snorglak tells Screwtape how he handles those who don't really like the anti-University.

"Cousin Screwtape" Five.

Fearing that all is lost, Snorglak begs Screwtape for help after Scripture infiltrates chapel. "Help! Help! We're all gonna die! Blast that human Denison!"

"Cousin Screwtape" Six.

Snorglak assures Screwtape that the situation at DBU is quite under control (he may be in denial).

Lewis never told us how he came across Screwtape's letters to Wormwood, but I don't seen any need to keep you all in the dark. The computer lab was able to hack into Snorglak's Hotmail account (All demons are required to use Hotmail; it was part of the contract when Microsoft bought the Clippit software from Satan.)

By the way, Lewis told us that the devil is a liar and that Screwtape's descriptions of Friar Spike and the patient's mother were not trustworthy. I'd also recommend not necessarily taking Snorglak too seriously about the anti-University and how it plays into his slimy hands. It may be true, it may not (commas splicing). The deceivers easily deceive themselves.