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Roses: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Roseidous! Happy Birthday toooooooo yoooouuuuu!! I hope you have a wonderful birthday and get lots of good presents! :) Roseidous: As Roses so ele*cough*quently put it, today is my birthday. (Does anyone know how to get that ringing out of your ears?) >=o) And you're all invited to my party (except JM Robin)! That is, if you're willing to drive a couple thousand miles to get to it. =o) But it'll be well worth it! To get in, though, I require that you bring a gift worth no less than $100. Anything more would be a bonus, and thus earn you an extra slice of cake. >=o) And the present better be something good, or I'll have my hired thugs take ya out back... So, you're all coming, right? =o) Roses: Nope, sorry, I can't drive that far tonight. I don't have enough gas money. *whispers: but you already know what I got you. Wink, wink* Tyrael: Oooooh, I think Rosey here got Rosey (male) something...er....rosey heheheheh... Roseidous: Dear Tyrael, Roses and I have reached an agreement. Then we got into a discussion about ice cream and pickles...but I won't go into that. Tyrael, we've decided to let you in on the secret present...but once you know, we'll have to kill you. Well, not kill you, more like slowly torture you until your sanity cracks and we can reprogram you as our puppet. ...Well, actually, now that I think about it, it's not really torure. More like slowly annoying you until you crack. Yeah, that's it. So, are ya in? You, uhh, don't mind being clubbed over the head a few times until you're unconscious so we can drag you to the anonymous meeting point, now do you? Tyrael: "N-" Roseidous: "Good." WHACK! Tyrael: Tyrael: Y'know, I really don't wanna be reprogram- Roseidous: Bark like a dog. Tyrael: Yeep yeep! Roses: Um, I think we made a mistake somewhere... Roseidous: Are you saying we SHOULDN'T have replaced his brain with that of a hamster? Roses: No, I was just thinking we should've used a LIVE one.... Tyrael: Yeep! Roses: Sit boy. Tyrael: *falls over* << The Albuquerque Saga Home Chapter 2 >> |