| The Albuquerque Saga-Chapter Two |
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Tyrael looked around Roseidous and Roses's Evil Corporation Headquarters. He knew that he was only the first in a long line of soon-to-be-nearly-as-intelligent-as-a-dead-hamster genetically engineered soldiers. He knew not what kind of twisted deeds they planned to do with an army with the combined intelligence of Bert and Ernie, but he aimed to find out. Unfortunately, all he could do was say "Yeep!" Suddenly, Yoda appeared in a blue hazy light. "Use the force, Luke," he advised. Tyrael cocked his head to one side. "Yeepyeepyeep!" Yoda sighed, and picked up a cell phone. "Tried, I did," he said. "Strong is the stupidity in this one. Send her in, you must." As suddenly as he had appeared, Yoda, er, disappeared. * * * Several kilometers away, Tails was attempting to break into lone's house. Actually, she already had, but "attempting to" sounds much cooler. She dug through lone's possessions. "CD, CD, CD, does she have anything other than CD's?" "No," an ominous voice said from behind her. She whipped around and caught sight of her goal, before noticing lone with a shotgun. For reasons unknown to even her, lone began quoting Creed songs as she unloaded. "SO LET THE CHILDREN PLAY!" A burst narrowly missed Tails's arm. "WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN!" Tails dodged the next shot in a very Matrix-like manner, rolling torward the sexy orange hat. "THEN TAKE ME HIGHER!" She grabbed the hat. "AND KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'!" Tails jumped out the window. "Hey, that's not Creed is it?" lone asked herself. "No," said a large funny clown. "No it isn't." lone made a face like a disapproving grandmother. * * * Tyrael entertained himself by having an intriuging conversation. With himself. "Yeepyeep?" he asked quizzically. "Yeep yeepyeep yeep." he answered in a somewhat condenscending tone. A ceiling tile crashed to the ground, and Tails jumped out with the sexy orange hat. Cause you can always get in through the ceiling tiles. "It's worst than I thought..." she said quietly. She put the hat on him. Suddenly, his incredible intelligence returned. Along with his dashing good looks. "We've got to get out of here..." Tyrael said heroically. "Now." TO BE CONTINUED.... << Chapter One Home Chapter Three >> |