| The Adventures of TAS-man Chapter 1 Silently, in the depths of the....depths, TAS-man sits in the....TAS-cave waiting for some-thing some-movement to make his move. Silence. Suddenly, a solitary cry for help rings out among...the...um...silence. "TAS-man! You must save us! Evil Dr. Rosideous, I mean Roosidus, I mean RowSideUs, I mean--" a bald little guy that HAD to be a principle said on the TAS-cave nifty-side-screen-surround-sound-video-screen-thingy. "I believe the word you're looking for is....ROSEY" *insert suspensful music here* DUHN DUHN DUUUUHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!! "*GASP* YES! It is She...HE! ROSEY of....ROSEYVILLE! He has stolen Roses and captured her in...his hair!" On the nifty-wide-screen-surround-sound-bad-guy-video-screen-thingy an image popped up of Rosey's hair and Roses trapped in all the tangley black strands screaming "Help! Help!" "Oh my, what hair stylest does he go to?" "I believe it is the Salon Rosey." "Remind me NEVER to go there!" "Yes TAS-man." "Where was I---oh, right, Rosey-boy...hmmm, what am I supposed to do?" "Um...your the super-hero-person-dude. Just save the good guy and humiliate the bad guy." "Hmmmm...Briefs on the flag pole?" "That is SOOO last week." "What about a 'kick me' sign on the back?" "Puh-leeze." "AHA! I've the perfect plan!" << The Sagas Back to Home Chapter 2 >> |