| The Adventures of TAS-man Chapter 2 TAS-man leaned forward and whispered his plan to Mr. Principle. Suddenly an idea knocks on TAS-man's brain. "Go away." TAS-man's brain growled. "I'm outta school, don't make me think." "But TAS-man, why are you helping the principle? He'll put you right back in school next week!" "...er...uh...of course....of course I've already thought of that...right then...Hey Mister Principle. Whazzin this for me?" "Weeeeell...Um...You..." "Yeeees?" "You get to um save the world of course!" "Again? I just did that last week. ~sigh~" "Alright, alright. You...you...youcanhaveanextraweekofspringbreak." "Woooooooo!!! Wahahahahaha! Yaaaaay!!" *** Ten minutes later, TAS-man was zooming along in the TAS-mobile...An hour later, TAS-man was zooming along in the TAS-mobile...Two hours later, TAS-man is zooming along in the TAS-mobile...After five hours, TAS-man is zooming along in the TAS-mobile when a moose runs across the road. TAS-man hits the brakes, swerves, and just misses the huge beast. "Curses!" screams TAS-man, hopping outta the TAS-mobile and running over to the now-fainted moose. Suddenly (I like that word) a squirrel with blue pilot goggles jumped out of a nearby tree and screams "Bull? You killed Bullwinkle!!!!" "Um...no...see...what happened is...." Suddenly (I really like that word) the moose pops up and yells "Cruelty to animals! I'm suing you for all yer worth mister!" Suddenly (see what I mean?) TAS-man decided to do what any other person in his situation would...He jumped in the TAS-mobile and zoomed the other way. Suddenly (try and stop me) a message popped up on the really-nifty-powerful-computer-video-screen-thingy (now available at Hero's R Us for only $999.99!). "TAS-man. Where are you?!?!?!" "I'm just following the map and listening to those super-nifty-really-loud-and-I-mean-ear-oozing-loud-car-speakers (Also only $999.99). "TAS-man, what are your coordinates?!" "..." "Where are you as we speak?" "Why, I'm in my TAS-mobile, of course." "....What. Do. You. See. Outside. Of. The. TAS-mobile?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" "Um...a lotta trees. And I almost hit a moose...and there are some major mosquitoes around here, they really suck...really---" "WHY are you in Canada TAS-man?!" "I'm just following the map YOU gave me, Mr. Principle." TAS-man shows the video screen his map.l "I SAID to go south!!" "I am, see....Canada's down here and I'm right here." Thanks to today's modern technology, Mr. Principle's hands reached through the video screen and turned the map right-side-up. "Woah! It's a whole new world!" "~sigh~" < |