| The Adventures of TAS-man Chapter 3 TAS-man followed Tyrael and Holli down the hall for a while, then when they turned into the classroom, TAS-man turned on his super-studness and said with a wink "Yo. Hah Lee, Whassup Dawg...ette?" (Translation for all those NON-stud-people: Hi Holli, How are you?) Holli glared at TAS-man furiously and replied "Oh like you did NOT just call me dawg?!" "erm...i...uh..." "Like for real SOME people are just SO immature and you are like totally the king of them all!" Holli said, then added "It's called a hairbrush, like get one." "But I ---" "ZIP IT!" "Wel---" "Zip!" "But you ----" "Zip!" "I---" "Actually, you know what? Maybe you and I could hang out sometime...I got some rope at my house that would fit your neck perfectly." "Oooh, that was a good one---" "Like, speak to the hand, cuz the face ain't listenin at all!" Holli screamed, thrusting her hand in TAS-man's face and turning her back on him. Her face was screwed up from anger and her hair was no longer in a perfect part, but looked like she'd been playing with a fork and an electric socket. Holli walked into the classroom suddently becoming perfectly calm again, her hair falling back into its perfectuality (ooh big word) as she took a seat behind Roseidous. TAS-man thought about turning on his Full-power-super-studness, but then decided he'd rather not have every chick in the state crowding around him "oohing" , "ahhing", and fainting from his hotness. TAS-man needed an ally. Suddenly Cait (which is pronounced 'cat'. Alright boys and girls, all together now, can you say "Cat?" "Kuh-at" "Cat" Very good! Next word) Sith fell through the roof. That's right. He FELL through the roof. "Hi!" Cait (remember that's CAT) said, swooning slightly from the impact, "Can I ...Can I..." Tas-man caught Cait before he fell to the floor. "Can I ...help?" "Uh. May I ask how you just happened to fall through the roof at the exact moment I needed you?" "Oh..." Cait now regaining his health muttered, "By the super-techno-good-guy-finder-gadget-satellite-thingy of course. (which is also now available for $999.99) See?" Cait held up his watch, on it were two green dots flashing over one dot (which for a dot looked amazingly similar to TAS-man) had a text bubble with the word "Help!" written inside it. "Cooooooooooooooooooool" "Well, actually, I've been here all afternoon. I'm the one who told the principle to call you. So, TAS-man, here's the plan. We go to Plan Bee." "Waaaaaait a second! Wait JUST a second. I'M the hero here, I'M the one who makes the decisions. And I've decided we should go with....Plan Bee." "Um....right." "Okay, Cait, you go get the bee, I'll....supervise." Several minutes later, Cait had captured a yellow jacket (not to mention was stung from head to toe) in a glass jar. It was time for Plan Bee. TAS-man and Cait Sith raced down the hall towards English class, Cait blabbing about how he needed a cool super-hero name, too. "I mean, think about it! Roseidous has "Rosey-boy", you're "TAS-man", all of you guys get cool names but I'm just Cait Sith. That's soooo plain, why can't I be something like: Caity-boy or Sith-lord." "Cait, Cait, Caity, Cait, Cait, how many times have I told you? You'll get your cool name when you become a SUPER super-hero like me." But before they could finish their argument, they were there. TAS-man grabbed the glass bottle containing the now majorly-ticked yellow jacket and entered the class room. No one noticed his entrance cuz they were all sleeping or drawing on their papers as Mrs. Gooeyloogie (the teacher of course) groaned on about run-ons and fragements which I never liked learning because the teacher always said I had runon sentences even though I didn't and it got me really upset and I almost failed the class come to think of it I did fail that class but that's a whole other story. TAS-man took a seat at the back of the class. < |