| The Adventures of TAS-man Chapter 4 TAS-man put Plan Bee into action. He grabbed a sheet of paper and tape and, in super hero seconds, had a perfect paper airplane. TAS-man grabbed a piece of tape, and the Bee, and then quicker than you can say, "Who would ever waste their time reading this?" he had made a paper...uh...airplane WITH a bee taped to it...yeah... Anyway, TAS-man threw the airplane at Roseidous with PERFECT aim. It missed and landed on Tyrael's shirt collar. The Bee attacked, it stung Tyrael on the back of his neck. He screamed and ran out the door screaming in a high-pitched-girly voice. TAS-man decided to follow, Ms. Gooeyloogie kept mumbling on. Outside, Tyrael was running around in circles, screaming. Cait Sith (always one to handle stressful situaions calmly) grabbed a stick and knocked Tyrael out. 15 minutes later, Tyrael awoke. "Where am I, and WHY did you hit me with that stick?!" "You're at school," TAS-man responded, "And we knocked you unconscious so you would calm down, and also because....you're ten days older than me..." Cait Sith took over. "We need your help with this mission. If you choose to accept this mission, take this red pill, if you do NOT accept, take the blue pill and it will take you back to this morning and you will remember nothing....well, not really, but it sounds cool, doesn't it?" "Woah!" Tyrael exclaimed, "I get free drugs?! I'm in!!" Tyrael popped both of the pills into his mouth at once. "Egads!!" screamed Cait Sith, "What will BOTH of the pills do to him?! And more importantly, what does Egads mean?!" "Not much, just make him extremely stupid." "So...it won't change him much?" "Exactly." "Woahz! That wazza rushz!" Tyrael stammered in a slurred voice, "Ya' wouldn't happen ta' havez anymorez o' thoze on hand wouldja'z?" "Uh...no..." "Darn." Tyrael muttered before passing out. "He's dead. You said it would just make hi stupid, you didn't say he would die!" cried Cait Sith. "He's NOT dead...he just...erm...resting his eyes." "He's dead and you killed him!" "Cait, I am your father!" "Really?" "No." "Oh...TAS-man?" "Yeah?" "Why did you say I am your father?" "Well, duh, haven't YOU always wanted to say that in a really suspenseful moment of terror?" "No." "Oh....right then...he's NOT dead," TAS-man kicked Tyrael, he groaned, "See?!" < |