| Body Parts and functions boko - nose US I've just got over an awful cold. My 'boko' was blocked-up, then it was running with this green mucus and I was sneezing everywhere. It is fortunate that you a) can't smell b) don't often taste c) don't often have to eat and drink what's already in your 'boko' isn't it? [bagpipes - beefy - bumptious] Clam-shell - mouth US If your eyes are the window to your soul, then your 'clam-shell' is the main door to and from your passions. In your case its a a) hole to a dustbin b) tube to a fluid exchanger c) door to a fat converter [catastrophic - cocksure - colossal] dingleberries - breasts US When are heterosexual men like a) elephants? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of 'dingleberries' they never forget. b) babies? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of 'dingleberries' they coo and chuckle with pleasure. c) a marketing mans' dream? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of 'dingleberries' in an advertisement they've already got their money out. [dainty - decadent - double barrelled] mo - moustache AUS & NZ - You know, if your a) 'mo' gets much longer b) beard gets much bushier c) eyelashes get much longer) you'll be able to feel your way home in the dark. [miracle - muscular - mental] Ned Kelly - belly AUS My 'Ned Kelly' is becoming a real button buster, no shirt can contain it. It's seen too many of the wrong kind-off six packs. It's a suicide 'Ned Kelly'! I've been told I have to get to know hunger and beer thirst to get rid of it. Worst of all they say I'm going to have to meet myself for the first time. a) That's someone I never wanted to see! b) That means that when the Ned Kelly goes I'll be able to see parts of me I can't even remember if I've still got c) Still, I'll save myself a fortune not buying new shirts and buttons [namby pamby - neurotic - non conformist] |