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MM3 ENTRIES BODY PARTS AND FUNCTIONS |
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Body Parts and functions boko - nose US I've just got over an awful cold. my 'boko' was blocked-up, then it was running with this green mucus and I was sneezing everywhere. It is fortunate that you can't smell what's already in your 'boko' isn't it? [bagpipes - beefy - bumptious] Clam-shell - mouth US If your eyes are the window to your soul, then your 'clam-shell' is the main door to and from your passions. In your case its a [catastrophic - cocksure - colossal] dingleberries - breasts US When are heterosexual men like [dainty - decadent - double barrelled] mo - moustache AUS & NZ - You know, if your you'll be able to feel your way home in the dark! [miracle - muscular - mental] Ned Kelly - belly AUS My 'Ned Kelly' is becoming a real button buster, no shirt can contain it. It's seen too many of the wrong kind-off six packs. It's a suicide 'Ned Kelly'! I've been told I have to get to know hunger and beer thirst to get rid of it. Worst of all they say I'm going to have to meet myself for the first time. [namby pamby - neurotic - non conformist] |
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a) can't smell b) don't often taste c) don't often have to eat and drink |
a) hole to a dustbin b) tube to a fluid exchanger c) door to a fat converter |
a) elephants? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of 'dingleberries' they never forget. b) babies? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of 'dingleberries' they coo and chuckle with pleasure. c) a marketing mans' dream? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of 'dingleberries' in an advertisement they've already got their money out. |
a) 'mo' gets much longer b) beard gets much bushier c) eyelashes get much longer |
a) That's someone I never wanted to see! b) That means that when the Ned Kelly goes I'll be able to see parts of me I can't even remember if I've still got. c) Still, I'll save myself a fortune not buying new shirts and buttons. |