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boko - nose
     US
    
I've just got over an awful cold. my 'boko' was blocked-up, then it was running with this green mucus and I was sneezing everywhere. It is fortunate that you
          


can't smell what's already in your 'boko' isn't it?

     [bagpipes - beefy - bumptious]

Clam-shell - mouth
     US
    
If your eyes are the window to your soul, then your 'clam-shell' is the main door to and from your passions. In your case its a



     [catastrophic - cocksure - colossal]

dingleberries - breasts
     US
    
When are heterosexual men like
        





    
     [dainty - decadent - double barrelled]

mo - moustache
     AUS & NZ -
    
You know, if your



you'll be able to feel your way home in the dark!
     [miracle - muscular - mental]

Ned Kelly - belly
     AUS
    
My 'Ned Kelly' is becoming a real button buster, no shirt can contain it. It's seen too many of the wrong kind-off six packs. It's a suicide 'Ned Kelly'! I've been told I have to get to know hunger and beer thirst to get rid of it. Worst of all they say I'm going to have to meet myself for the first time.
          





    
[namby pamby - neurotic - non conformist]
sample  entries:
attractiveness
fag& drugs
clothing & going out
drinking
food
relationships
Disclaimer
a) can't smell
b) don't often taste
c) don't often have to eat and drink
a) hole to a dustbin
b) tube to a fluid exchanger
c) door to a fat converter
a) elephants? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of 'dingleberries'  they never forget.
b) babies? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of 'dingleberries' they  coo and chuckle with pleasure.
c) a marketing mans' dream? When heterosexual men see a beautiful pair of  'dingleberries' in an advertisement they've already got their money out.
a) 'mo' gets much longer
b) beard gets much bushier
c) eyelashes get much longer
a) That's someone I never wanted to see!
b) That means that when the Ned Kelly goes I'll be able to see parts of me I  can't even remember if I've still got.
c) Still, I'll save myself a fortune not buying new shirts and buttons.
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