| Clothing and dressing-up gay deceivers - padded bra I've invented an entirely new and mechanical 'gay deceiver.' The thing consists of two tubes, one connected to each cup. These tubes also connect to a small pump under your arm. When an attractive guy comes along you pump. The cups of the 'gay deceiver' expand. You keep pumping until you get his attention. a) I think I might have invented a new female erection! b) Well, it's cheaper than breast enhancement surgery. c) The logo is, "a mechanical gay deceiver always gets its man." [gallant - gaudy - ghastly] gussy up, poon up - to dress-up AUS I wanted to a) dress to impress, 'gussy-up' b) do the Friday night rituals, practice the mating dance, look like a rich mans status symbol and go somewhere special. The problem is I need a new dress, shoes, tights and make-up! So, I'm going to stay in and feel like a nobody tonight. Feeling good can be so expensive! c) Why does making top clothes designers richer makes me feel so good? [gung ho - gutsy - gutter] petrols, petrol bowsers - rammies - loons - trousers AUS - AUS & SA - I love you're new 'petrols.' The waist is so low on them they made me think-of an upsidedown 'V'. A) Does a B flipped over remind you of a busty woman lying on the ground? How about an inverted 'D', is that a pregnant woman or a man with a beer-belly laying down? What about the other 23 letters? b) Does a flipped 3 remind you of someone mooning? Are two 7's flipped opposite ways two Inuits saying, 'hello!' And is a flipped 10 someone sniffing something they shouldn't? What about all those other numbers c) What does anything else flipped over remind you of? [Persian - perky - petrifying] pox doctors' clerk - dressed-up (mocking) UK She tries to use her clothes as some kind of weapons in her ambition to go to the top. The black dress to win the right man, the suit is to impress and convince the boss, the designer dress to try to elevate her higher and cover up any imperfections. All that effort and expense and she still manages to looks like a 'pox doctors' clerk'. a) She'd look better wearing a Chieftain tank and a biological warfare suit. b) Although, she's so beautiful it doesn't matter what she wears, she'd look good wearing a Chieftain tank and a biological warfare suit. c) You never really get to her true personality behind all that taut flesh and designer labels. I hope deep down she's really horrible I couldn't stand it if she was nice as well as beautiful. [pompous - popular - porcelain] |