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| Clothing and dressing-up gay deceivers - padded bra I've invented an entirely new and mechanical 'gay deceiver.' The thing consists of two tubes, one connected to each cup. These tubes also connect to a small pump under your arm. When an attractive guy comes along you pump. The cups of the 'gay deceiver' expand. You keep pumping until you get his attention. [gallant - gaudy - ghastly] petrols, petrol bowsers - rammies - loons - trousers AUS - AUS & SA - I love you're new 'petrols.' The waist is so low on them they made me think-of an upsidedown 'V'. [Persian - perky - petrifying] pox doctors' clerk - dressed-up (mocking) UK She tries to use her clothes as some kind of weapons in her ambition to go to the top. The black dress to win the right man, the suit is to impress and convince the boss, the designer dress to try to elevate her higher and cover up any imperfections. All that effort and expense and she still manages to looks like a 'pox doctors' clerk'. [pompous - popular - porcelain] schmutter, best bib and tucker, vines - smartest clothes US Are you dressing up in your best 'schmutter' to the do next week? You looked so good in your suit last time you wore it. Although, that was ten years ago when you were still fashionable, and three stone lighter. [scandalous - scintillating - sharp] |
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| a) I think I might have invented a new female erection! b) Well, it's cheaper than breast enhancement surgery. c) The logo is, "a mechanical gay deceiver always gets its man." |
| a) That was also before I ripped it up and used it to polish the furniture. b) Don't worry, you've still got it. I took it to the charity shop some years ago; they sent it back! c) Oh well! Don't worry, it's only your brothers wedding... again! |
| A) Does a B flipped over remind you of a busty woman lying on the ground? How about an inverted 'D', is that a pregnant woman or a man with a beer- belly laying down? What about the other 23 letters? b) Does a flipped 3 remind you of someone mooning? Are two 7's flipped opposite ways two Inuits saying, 'hello!' And is a flipped 10 someone sniffing something they shouldn't? What about all those other numbers c) What does anything else flipped over remind you of? |
| a) She'd look better wearing a Chieftain tank and a biological warfare suit. b) Although, she's so beautiful it doesn't matter what she wears, she'd look good wearing a Chieftain tank and a biological warfare suit. c) You never really get to her true personality behind all that taut flesh and designer labels. I hope deep down she's really horrible I couldn't stand it if she was nice as well as beautiful. |