The loser of the month: NF: Nauseating Footsmell Front
Newsflash: Extraterrestrial intelligence spams Fascho websites
| Ohmygod!! | The loser of the month: NF: Nauseating Footsmell Front |
This Smell!!! |
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I wonder why the members of the amiable extreme right wing movements have by far the best websites. These sites are so sophisticated and well done, it is incredible. It must be because the members are very shy people and spend all day and all of the night in front of their computers, therefore they become absolute experts. Ok., one of the reasons why they seldom show up in public and became kind of socially misfits is that they have terrible footsmell from taking these enormous marches and doing kickboxing and wearing heavy tight leather boots all day long. Therefore they never have sex with girls because girls just cannot stand this smell. You can seldom see them in public, only when they have to buy something they cannot order on the internet, like cheap beer at Norma or Aldi. Anyway, they only have the best technical features available to mankind, simply the state of the art. And now this: Both the National front's and the Blood and Honour webpages got their Guestbooks spammed (NF: "Our enemies fear or Guestbook" Wonder why...do guestbooks smell?). How come? Who would want to disturb these likeable people with their unschuldigen nice hobbies like high class historical research (the gaschamber lie), their strive for ethnic cleansing, their sportive inspiration to spontaneous boxfights with members of other nations on the street? No human being could do this. The only answer possible is that extraterrestrial intelligence was at work. Some slimy green creatures that do not care for the fears other enemies of NF have. Ignants. What will come next? Will the NF members come out of the gully and haul their fat bodies through the cities again? Oh no, better not! Right arseholes are best kept on the web, just like old wankers. There they have a lot of fun and do not get on other people's nerves. Slimy creature, fix this guestbook again!!! | |
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The Internet has created an enormous number of new job opportunities. Here you can see what's going on at a typical working day at NF's headquarters. Many unemployed NF members have found fullfilling jobs here. |
The working activities are guided by the leader, NF spokesman Terry Blackham (an unemployed hod-carrier from Beckenham in Kent with a conviction for gun-running to Ulster loyalist paramilitaries), via Internet telephone and webcam conference |
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Discipline is very important at the NF. Here new members are punished after being caught shagging in the shower. They used warm water!!! |
Terry visiting the KKK in Alabama, a sister organisation of purely gay members who make it a rite to wear funny hats shaped like enormous dickheads. |
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