| Q - Who's Masset? A - Only the most uber person in existence, is all. Q - How experienced are you in e-feds? A - The History of Masset will answer that. I've been in e-feds for over five years. Q - How come you only talk about the truimphs of Masset, not the bad parts? A - Sucker! I have Massets Worst Moments, so nyah! Q - Do you like e-feds? A - No, but its something to do for five years. That was a joke. Q - I didn't get the joke. A - Tough. Q - Who's Bruce? A - In real life, there is no Bruce. Bruce isn't based on any of my friends, but in the internet world, he's a former wrestler who retired and became Masset's manager. Q - Why would Bruce want to become your manager? A - Why not? It's a great privilege to become my manager. Q - Who's Snow White? A - Snow White is a thug midget who is also my trainer. He helps me train. Q - Is Masset based on you (The real you)? A - I've heard that Masset resembles me, but saying every aspect of Masset is based on me would be a overstatement (or an understatement?). Q - Whats the purpose to this site? A - Did you even read the pages? It's to talk about Masset and everything about him! Q - What do you want to be when you grow up? A - Me, a computer programmer. Q - No, I mean Masset. A - Masset? When Masset grows up, he....oh, damn you... Q - Which e-fed do you like the best? A - I liked them all, except some sucked bad. Of course, you just can't beat the GCW, they put 110% heart into top-notch storylines, so you were anxious to see what will happen to others as well as to you. So I conclude that the GCW was, overall, the best fed I've ever been in. However, the NAWF is certainly very high up there. I also have the most thorough history on the site for the NAWF than any other fed I've been in. Q - What was your greatest e-fed moment? A - Well, I have my top five Greatest Matches, but as for greatest e-fed moment, it would hafta have been when I returned to the GCW as Mystery M and revealed it was me. The only person to know about that was me, the President, and that particular card-writer-- However, the President was actually kinda shocked when told of these plans. In a bad way. He didn't like them. That might explain why I was fired immediately after. Q - What was the worst e-fed you've ever been in? A - They're all great, I can't pin-point one particular bad one. Except the very bad ones, which I have kicked form my memory Q - I heard you were thought to be Mace (Roleplayer from the WCF)...is that true? A - Yes, but those rumors have been proven false. Q - Why were you mistaken for Mace? A - Probably we both had the same roleplay styles. Q - Can I leave now? A - No. Q - If I throw a stick, will you leave? A - Can I keep the stick? Q - Yes, you can keep the stick. A - Lets discuss this "stick..." |
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