"Human?!" shouts Apocalypse. "I've been set up on a date with a human?!"
Do you
1) Stand your ground and say, "yes," because it's the 21st century, and Apocalypse needs to become more forward-thinking?
2) Flip-flop and tell him you were kidding; that you're a mutant after all.
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