"No one exists who is more forward-thinking than I!" says Apocalypse. "I think I will flay you for that insult, flatscan, and carpet my game room with your inferior skin."
Do you
1) Stand your ground and say, "At least that would be an improvement. I've seen your apartment, honey, and it also needs to catch up. Tres gauche."
2) Run away, fast as your human legs can carry you.
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