| Things DBZ characters NEVER do or say... |
| Note that since i'm usually like the world's worst comedian...about as bad as King Kai lol (but hell we can't ALL be talented at EVERYTHING) none of what is said here were my ideas and i copy/pasted them here from a topic on this at the Pojo's DB/Z/GT message board... i have not edited or altered what i copied. enjoy! remember if ya have any more great ideas on this, please send them in... |
| Vegeta runs down the street in the nude doing a parade to raise money for homeless people. Everybody in the street comes out of there houses to Vegeta running nude with his balls swinging all over the place. (by "Legendary USSJ Brolli") -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goku passes an all you can eat dinner at Red Lobster to take Vegeta ice skating. (by "XSSJ2GohanX") -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goku becomes the Pope, Vegeta becomes a therapist, Chi-Chi starts giving people tatoos, Mr. Popo becomes a blackjack dealer, Krillin becomes a male supermodel, and Chiatzu gets the lead role in the new Austin Powers movie, being Mini-Me's son. (by "ShadowSummoner897") -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oolang and Master Roshi have tea with Chi Chi and Videl, and become involved in a detailed and intricate discussion on the virtues of feminism. (by "Deras Shaivon") -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BREAKING NEWS! Midget Mime gets intimate with the inatimate! Satan City, July 23rd, 788 A short street performing mime whom goes by the name "Chaozu" was arreested today at aproximately 3:13 PM when he was found having sexual intercourse with a small white doll. "He's always had this problem..." His circus act partner, Tien the three-eyed said, "But he just usually took it to dinner and stroked it's hair and slept with it, he never tried to assault it." "I remember him calling it his wife once.." the mime's cheerful friend, Goku, claimed, "He said that she was kidnapped by some evil dudes. I thought it was just a big joke, I didn't know he was serious!" Many of Chaozu's friends were astonished by this, such as Yamcha, who said "He's done this kind of thing before, I remember when we were training on Kaio-sama's world and he did something similar to a green alien thing with four eyes!" We tried to get a statement from Chaozu's wife but she was so shocked she couldn't speak. Police say that Chaozu is mentally ill and will be sent to a correctional facility if the trial doesn't go in his favor. The Daily Informative Citywide Keekers (D.I.C.K.) will keep you posted on the news. (by "Riori2") -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmm.....Vegeta making Goku, T-shirts, hats, toys, and clothes and becoming his #1 FAN!! Vegeta: Oh, oh, Kakkarot, I've been waiting so long to meet you can I have your autograph? Goku: Uhhh.....Vegeta what are talking about? We've known each other for years. Vegeta: uhh...yeah, but I've never known you like I know you now....I mean, your'e so damn cool Kakkarot, all these years I never realized it until now. Wow, your like my idol, your'e awesome man! Look I even bought my son and I matching Goku karate Gi, it's 100% authentic like yours. With a little uh......persuasion I got king Kai to make a few. Little Trunks: *pulling karate gi* Grrrrrr...... Thinks to himself " my dads really loosing it" Goku: uhhhh.....OOkay Vegeta, sure no problem......uh....I'll give you my autograph. Vegeta: Oh thank SO much Kakkarot. You don't know hum much this means to me and Trunks. Little Trunks: *holds his head in shame* Goku: Thinks to himself: " Geez, Every since this Kid Buu thing Vegeta been acting REALLY strange. I think I preferred the days when he was trying to kill my ass. Vegeta: *starts buliding fan club, gives Goku thumbs up* Goku: *sees, and runs away* PEACE!! (by "TheLastSaiyan20") |
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