| Ok, I'm gonna try this again... -6 months later after Vegeta has been assigned another job.- Vegeta..." Welcome to Star Burger. May I take your order?" Patron..." Uh..ye...yes. C...an I ge...ge...t a #...#...#...#4 with a large C...oke." Vegeta..."About time you finished your order. If this was 2 years ago, I would have blown you to hell and back by now." Vegeta repeats the order to the cooks. He turns around and sees two little children with funny looking clothes and black and purple hair. Trunks..." See Goten. I told you my dad works here." Trunks laughing under his breath doing his best Vegeta impersonation, "I am the prince of all Saiyans. I should not be working as a servant in such filth. I should be out living my destiny." Vegeta leering over the counter at the boys. "I'll blow YOU to hell and back unless you stop wasting my time. Now whut is you order!?!" Trunks..." Can we get to Star Meals and Sprites." Goten..." Oooooh, Trunks. They have all the new toys here. Ask Vegeta for that one on the left." Trunks..." You want Inspector Gadget??? Goten, sometimes I don't know about you." Vegeta..." Is that it!?!" Both..."Yeah!!!" Vegeta..." Here's your food! Get out of here!" The manager comes out. He's obviously anger because Vegeta didn't bother to ring them up. Manager..." Vegeta, whut in the hell do you think you're doing?!? That was 10 zenie worth of food you left out the door. Who's gonna pay for that?!?" Vegeta..." Are you saying I can't feed my own son???" Manager..." You can feed him when he has money to buy the food. I don't need you giving food to your begging family and friends!" Vegeta..." No one calls the son of the Prince of all Saiyans a begger!!!" Vegeta powers up to ssj2 and leaves a crater where Star Buger used to be. Vegeta..." Hah, hah, hah...you got something you want to say to me Namek?!?" Piccolo..." You'll never get down with community service." (by "Son Nibuko") -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS JUST IN! mountain man sued for over 50 billion dollars! Over the course of 10 years cities have been decimated, villages obliterated, office buildings disintegrated, and even the entire world blown up into nothingness. It can all be traced to one man named Goku Son. "It's gotta be all his fault!" a Dan Stanisloski says, "Everytime I see one o' them big monsters comin' to destroy the world he always talks about some dude named Goku. I knew it all along!" "Oh my," says miss Heris, "I remember when that horrible green thing was on TV he said something about Goku, I knew it had to do with him!" "*ahem* yep, all his fault, he should be locked up forever.." said a strange old man with a slipping mustache, black shirt, long-sleeved white undershirt, handkerchief and gun around his waist in a very hoarse voice, "Locked away forever and ever and ever, yep!" Officials are still speculating on what ties this Goku has with this meglomaniacal monsters, but we believe that they formed some sort of alliance, he'd allow them to destroy anything they wanted and they'd allow him to beat them to boost his reputation. "Ha! I knew all this "I'm the hero" sh*explicit deleted* would come and bite kakorrot in the ass some day!" a "Vegeta said, "I laugh at his bad luck, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "WHY I OUGHT TO!" an angered wife named Chichi screamed, "I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FROM HERE TO NEXT WEEK!! GET OVER HERE!!!" The Evidence seems to be piling up on poor Goku, D.I.C.K will keep you posted for updates. In other news, a one Chichi Son was recently arrested for assaulting members of the media. More at 11. (by "Riori2") |
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