| Crashed and Burned! |
| A fanfic written by MJ |
| Based on Crash and Burn by Busted and Loser Kid, also by Busted. |
| James walked down to the desk at the back where one of his friends, Mattie, sat. Charlie another friend was at the front. The best place for seeing Miss Mackenzie's bum. Emerald Black was sitting at the front too. She was the prettiest girl in the year. She had black wavy hair and grassy green eyes. In the back beside Mattie was Emerald's sister Sapphire. She had straight back hair and twinkling blue eyes and a gothic look. Sapphire kept throwing glances at Mattie. It was obvious that she liked the eyebrow stud and the blonde strip in Mattie's dark brown hair. Miss Mackenzie walked in. "Settle down everyone!" she said. "Now let's start with the register." "Andrews, Adam" "Present!" said the school geek. "Black, Emerald!" "Here" she answered "Black, Sapphire" "Here miss" she answered. "Bourne, James" "Here miss" ~~A little later......... "Johnson, Becky" "Here miss" "Jay, Matthew" "Here miss" he answered. "But please call me Matt or Mattie." ~~A little later........... "Simpson, Charles" "Here miss Mackenzie," he said in a deep, (trying to be romantic) voice. "Please ...call me Charlie." trying to follow Mattie's "please call me Matt or Mattie" act which the teacher , earlier, quite liked. "Ok well tonight 7.00 will be the Valentine's Day disco. And please boys...make an effort!! Now! On with our maths lesson!" James and Mattie were walking out to the school grounds. Charlie was inside trying to chat up Miss Mackenzie. Sapphire came up to them. "Hey Mattie!" she said. "Will you go to the Valentine's Day Disco with me?" "Nope" Mattie told her. "I'm hoping to go with Emerald." "Well if you've got a car you'll be fine!!" and with that, Sapphire stomped off. "I wish girls would come up to me like that," James said. "Hey!!" Charlie yelled after them. And with that a girl went up to Charlie and asked him to go to the Valentine Day Disco. "All you need is a car!" Mattie explained. But an earring in your eyebrow helps!" James returned home to his grandparents. James had no mother and his father was off on business to raise money to send James and his sister, Lizzie, James' older sister, to college and university. James wanted a car so he could impress Emerald. "Granny? Can I have a car?" He asked his grandmother. "Why do you want a car?" his grabdmother laughed. "Well everyone else has one" he said truthfully. Everyone else has cars. Even Adam Andrews the school geek and environment mad Kasie Mathews. "I'm sorry James but we can't afford one." his grandfather answered. IIt wasn't fair! James went to his room. He needed to sort out what he was going to wear anyway. He chose to wear his blue shirt and his blue jeans. He was going to walk down to the disco with Lizzie. When he arrived the first thing he saw was Emerald in the middle if the dance floor in a pink mini dress and red knee high boots with pink fluff around the top. James saw Mattie dance with one of the Harry Potter mad girls Mia, and Charlie was dancing with the second, Natty. Then, a slow song started playing. James suddenly plucked up the courage and went over to Emerald. "Will you dance with me?" James asked her. "No! You haven't got a car!" Emerald answered shortly. James felt as though the whole world was watching and laughing while he crashed and burned at Emerald's feet. |